catcacoof.exe
Catcacoof

He has been on hold since 2019. Your call is important to him.

Buy on Pons X
on hold 0d 00:00:00 mc soon HOLDING
Catcacoof, a fat orange cat toy with a huge grin, on the phone in a waiting room
catcacoof_cam.exe
LIVE · LINE 1

Now playing: the same forty seconds of hold music · since 2019

ticket_2019-0911.txt
Ticket
#2019-0911
Caller
Catcacoof
Issue
Still on hold
Assigned to
Nobody, twice
Callbacks promised
4
Callbacks received
0
Status
ESCALATED

Checking whether anyone has picked up…

what_cacoof_stands_for.doc

Can Anybody Come On? Obviously, Forever.

Accuracy: confirmed by the hold music. Nobody has disputed it, nobody has picked up.

cacoofonomics.xls
Calls answered
0
Hold music tracks
1
Minutes on hold
…
Times he pressed 1
every hour
Times it helped
0
Estimated wait
longer than expected
Chain
Robinhood Chain · Pons
sightings/
case_file.txt
Case number
soon
Ticker
$CACOOF
Line
Robinhood Chain · Pons

Tap the file to copy the case number

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